For most people, even talking about masturbation is a taboo subject, but when you really start to think about it, it’s difficult to figure out why. After all, the benefits of masturbating as opposed to having sex are overwhelming. By pleasuring yourself you eliminate any chance of getting a sexually transmitted disease, there’s no chance of getting someone pregnant and there’s virtually no consequences. That’s why we’ve come up with this list of masturbation techniques that every man should try at least once.
The “Strange” Hand
Every guy knows about the stranger. They’re just too lazy to try it. If you’re right handed, use your left hand. If you’re left handed, use your right. You can also invert your grip to add even more “strange” to the action.
Dual Pillow Technique
This can be a messy, yet effective technique. Grab two pillows and place one on top of the other on a surface that’s the same height as your waistline. Insert your penis between the two and press down on the top pillow while you go to town (make sure to wash the pillows before you sleep on them).
The “Screwdriver”
This is one technique that you might want to break out the lube for, unless you want to get a serious case of road rash without the road. Simply twist your hand clockwise and counter clockwise as you masturbate. For maximum effectiveness, use alternate hands and speed.
Plastic Bag It
This method is a little out of left field but effective none the less. Grab a plastic bag and fill it with your favorite lubricant. Insert your penis and go to town. The best part about using this technique is that there is virtually no clean up necessary. Just toss the bag when you’re done.
The Banana Peel
If the plastic bag technique is out of left field, this one is out of the ballpark. The idea is that you peel a banana and use the peel to masturbate with. The inside of the peel is supposed to make for an incredible natural lubricant. Pro tip: you can still eat the banana. If you’ve gone through this list maybe its time to find a Fling.
